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FailArmy Funny Fail Videos Reaction and Commentary | Motorcycle on Fire | Forest Gump Running | Dumb Millennials

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In this episode of Culture Stroke, Sergeant Maynard Dixon joins Host Jason Matthews to react to, and comment on, some funny Fail Army videos.





Maynard Dixon says dogs should not be at weddings and when the dog urinated on the bride's dress he said she deserved it. He also learned how to say "Millennials". Dixon also commented on how a guy needs to play a lot of basketball.




Jason Matthews has to keep correcting Dixon as he makes assumptions on the language people are speaking in the Fail Army videos. Dixon says some are Japanese, Chinese, and Russian.




Maynard Dixon reacts negatively to Millennials riding bikes and crashing as they normally do. He also thinks he sees Forest Gump running in one of the FailArmy videos. Finally Dixon is disgusted with more Millennials breaking musical instruments before they even play a song.

18 Carat Affair - Mirror Mirror Sampled Dont You Want My Lovin' - Michael Baker

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In this episode of Culture Stroke Host Jason Matthew talks about Vaporwave. He releases audio of the song Mirror, Mirror by 18 Carat Affair that samples Don't You Want My Lovin' by Michael Baker.


Jason Matthews reads the Wikipedia definition of Vaporwave and then gives his commentary on what he thinks it is based on his experience.



Jason Matthews talks about early 1980's R&B such as Slave, Brother's Johnson, and Skyy. He says he has a good knowledge of R&B released during that time but had never heard of Michael Baker's, Don't You Want My Lovin'. He says it never charted.



Jason Matthews goes into detail about his feelings of Vaporwave and 18 Carat Affair including the subjectivity it includes. He talks about how Vaporwave artists do create original music with samples that sound like 1980's music.

Foster the People - Sit Next to Me Commentary and Lyrics Video

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In this series of episodes Culture Stroke released several videos about the song Sit Next to Me by Foster the People.


One of the videos is strictly a lyrics music video. Lyrics are shown over the top of the original music video by Foster the People. This is rare as most artists do not allow their music videos to be uploaded to YouTube in any shape or form. So this is one of those rare instances. Jason Matthews thanks Foster the People for the opportunity to show appreciation for the song and video.




In another video, JT and Sergeant Maynard Dixon convene to comment and react to the Sit Next to Me music video. JT likes the song and video but Maynard Dixon is skeptical as he was not impressed with the last video he reacted to which was Best Friend by Foster the People. Dixon says Foster the People put out weird and nonsensical lyrics in their songs. He also can't understand why people moving in slow motion outside of the Sacred Hearts Club makes for a music video.




Host Jason Matthew…

Better Off Gone - Logan Mize Lyric Video

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Lyrics:

That girl's got her eyes on a fading horizon

Here come the last line of our favorite song

The end of an era

She's gonna tear up

That interstate on her way to Charleston



She's gone moving on

Taking off my letter jacket

She gonna drive as far as she can tonight

She gonna sleep on the roadside

She'll know when our hometown country station

Turns to static

She ain't ever been that far from home

But I know she's better off gone



We all knew that she was too good for Kansas

She swears we'll end up together in the end

But she wouldn't have to say that

If she really thought that fact is

She ain't coming back again



She's gone moving on

Taking off my letter jacket

She gonna drive as far as she can tonight

She gonna sleep on the roadside

She'll know when our hometown country station

Turns to static

She ain't ever been that far from home

But I know she's better off gone



Only good thing I ever had

Just up and gone away like that

I love her…

Brickell Men's Products | Anti Aging | Eye Balm | Face Wash Review

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In this episode of Culture Stroke, Host Jason Matthews talks about his experience with the Brickell Men's Grooming product line.






Jason Matthews gives rare, high praise to the product line. He outlines in detail the products from the product line that he uses. He also talks about the sample kit that is available for purchase.

Matthews says it is important to start early with a anti-aging routine. He says you should start in your mid 30's to early 40's otherwise you will be playing catch-up. Matthews says anti-aging was not really on his radar until recently due to good genes but he wishes he would have started earlier.


Fail Army Funny Videos | Shattered Expectations | Live Reaction and Commentary

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In this episode of Culture Stroke, Sergeant Maynard Dixon joins Host Jason Matthews to comment on funny Fail Army videos.




Maynard Dixon wonders if there is a UFO aircraft in the video and mistakes it for a raft. He also criticizes "dumb teenagers" and Millennials for doing "stupid stuff". Jason Matthews agrees if he would have engaged in such actions his parents would not be happy.




Dixon sees a man dancing in traffic and another man in a tree. He blames the current opiod crisis for their actions. He then wonders if the teenagers riding the bikes around watch the Failarmy videos. Jason says they probably did not get the memo.



Jason Matthews sees a man exercises and supposedly identifies it as Crossfit. Dixon agrees and says that is the program where people get hurt.

Everything Wrong with The Walking Dead Bounty Season 9 Episode 11 S09E11 TWD

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In this episode of Culture Stroke, Host Jason Matthews gives his opinion on everything wrong with The Walking Dead Season 9, Episode 11, Bounty.





Jason Matthews talks about how this episode is divided into two stories. The first is the conflict between the Whisperers and Hilltop. Alpha is leading the Whisperers and Daryl is leading Hilltop. The second is a backstory of the Kingdom. Members of the Kingdom enter a movie theater to retrieve a bulb for a film projector.




Jason Matthews first talks about the Kingdom going into the movie theater and talks about how ridiculous it is for them to rescue their lives to retrieve a bulb for the upcoming fair. He talks about how easy it would be for one of them to die for such a petty items.






In the second half of the episode Jason Matthews breaks down everything wrong with the Whisperer and Hilltop conflict. He goes into detail on Daryl unnecessarily going face to face with Alpha. He also discusses the situation with the baby being left for dead by…